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Whatdoyoucallhim

Five races, no wins, no places, and a sequence of finishing positions — 9th, 8th, 7th, 14th, 9th — that tells its own quiet story. Whatdoyoucallhim is an 8-year-old who has yet to trouble the judge in any of its races, and the numbers don't offer much encouragement. Finishing in the top few is one thing; this horse hasn't managed it once.Based on TrackLab's analysis
Quick facts
Age
8 years old
Sex
Gelding
Colour
Bay
Father
Califet
Mother
Auction Girl
Owner
Paul J O'Neill & Joanna Byrne

📊 Key numbers

Career totals for this horse
5
Career races
0
Wins
0%
Win rate
avg ~10%
0%
Top-3 rate
avg ~30%
139 days
Since last race

🔍 Full analysis

Our model's view, based on this horse's career and recent runs
TrackLab's detailed breakdown

What's worth noting is that it raced just yesterday, so at least there's no shortage of enthusiasm from the yard. Trainer David K Walsh operates out of Cuffesgrange in County Kilkenny and has sent out one winner so far this season — a modest return that suggests this is a small, patient operation rather than a powerhouse stable. For a horse like Whatdoyoucallhim, that context matters: it isn't coming from a yard where winners flow freely, and its own record reflects that reality.

At 8 years old, time is not especially on its side. Horses can and do win late, but they tend to do so having shown flashes of promise first — a placed effort here, a closing run there. The closest thing to encouragement in this record is that 7th-place finish sandwiched in the middle, but even that is a stretch. For now, Whatdoyoucallhim remains one of racing's great optimism projects: a horse whose name invites a smile, even if the form book doesn't.

🎯 Where this horse runs best

Results split by ground, distance, race level and track shape
🌧 Ground
Good to yielding (mild give)
Unknown
Yielding (slightly soft)
Unknown
Soft to heavy (wet)
Unknown
📏 Race distance
Long Distance (2M+)
Unknown
🏟 Track shape
Right-handed, tight turns
Unknown
Left-handed, tight turns
Unknown
Right-handed, tight
Unknown
Right-handed, hilly
Unknown

📅 Recent runs

The last 10 races, most recent first
1 Jun
9th
Listowel
Long Distance (2m+) · Yielding · 11 runners
14 May
14th
Clonmel
Long Distance (2m+) · Good_To_Yielding · 17 runners
5 Mar
7th
Thurles
Long Distance (2m+) · Soft_To_Heavy · 8 runners
6 Sep
8th
Kilbeggan
Long Distance (2m+) · Yielding · 19 runners
16 Aug
9th
Tramore
Long Distance (2m+) · Good_To_Yielding · 15 runners

🏇 Jockeys

Every jockey who has ridden this horse, most rides first
Carl Millar
0%
Win rate
0/1
Wins / rides
0%
Win rate
0/1
Wins / rides
Mr P R O'Neill Current jockey
0%
Win rate
0/1
Wins / rides

🏟 Course record

Win rate at each course this horse has visited
CourseRacesResultsLast runWin rate
Clonmel
Sharp
1 1 other 14 May 0%
Tramore
Sharp
1 1 other 16 Aug 0%
Thurles
Undulating
1 1 other 5 Mar 0%
Kilbeggan
Tight
1 1 other 6 Sep 0%
Listowel
Sharp
1 1 other 1 Jun 0%