Tellmemamema
Six races, no wins, no places — not even a minor podium finish to show for it. Tellmemamema is a 6-year-old who has so far found racing a thoroughly humbling experience, and the numbers don't offer much shelter from that conclusion. Across half a dozen outings, the best finishing positions have been a fourth and a fifth, with the rest of the card reading like a tour of the back half of the field: eighth, seventh, tenth, eleventh.Based on TrackLab's AI analysis
📊 Key Numbers
Career statistics for this horse
0%
Place rate (top 3)
avg ~30%
🔍 Full Analysis
TrackLab's AI-generated assessment based on career data and recent form
What makes this interesting, in an odd way, is the sheer consistency of it. Tellmemamema ran as recently as yesterday and keeps turning up, which at least says something about the belief of trainer Edward Buckley, whose yard in Ratoath, County Meath has sent out five winners this season. Buckley clearly knows how to win races — just not yet with this one. Whether the team is searching for the right conditions, the right distance, or simply the right day, they haven't found the combination that unlocks something better yet. The horse is still active, still competing, and at six years old, time is not exactly on its side.
For now, Tellmemamema is the kind of horse that teaches patience — mostly to everyone watching.
🎯 Where This Horse Thrives
Performance broken down by ground, distance, class, and track type
🌧 Ground Conditions
Yielding (slightly soft)
Unknown
Good to yielding (mild give)
Unknown
📏 Race Distance
Long Distance (2M+)
Unknown
🏟 Track Shape
Right-handed, long straights
Unknown
Right-handed, tight turns
Unknown
Right-handed, hilly
Unknown
Left-handed, tight turns
Unknown
📅 Recent Runs
The last 10 races, most recent first
12 Jul
7th
Sligo
Long Distance (2m+) · Good · 18 runners
30 May
5th
Listowel
Long Distance (2m+) · Good · 21 runners
4 May
4th
Down Royal
Long Distance (2m+) · Good · 23 runners
14 Jan
10th
Fairyhouse
Long Distance (2m+) · Yielding · 13 runners
20 Dec
11th
Thurles
Long Distance (2m+) · Yielding · 16 runners
15 Oct
8th
Punchestown
Long Distance (2m+) · Good_To_Yielding · 14 runners
🏇 Jockey Partnerships
Every jockey who has ridden this horse, sorted by rides together
🏟 Track Record
Win rate at each course this horse has visited
| Course | Races | Results | Last visited | Win rate |
|---|
| Fairyhouse Galloping |
1 |
1 other |
14 Jan |
0% |
| Sligo Sharp |
1 |
1 other |
12 Jul |
0% |
| Thurles Undulating |
1 |
1 other |
20 Dec |
0% |
| Down Royal Galloping |
1 |
1 other |
4 May |
0% |
| Listowel Sharp |
1 |
1 other |
30 May |
0% |
| Punchestown Galloping |
1 |
1 other |
15 Oct |
0% |