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Tellmemamema

Five races, zero wins, zero places — Tellmemamema has yet to give the yard... the team at Ratoath anything to celebrate since stepping onto a track. The six-year-old has not finished in the top three in any of its outings, and with a record of 0 from 5, this is a horse still waiting for its moment.Based on TrackLab's AI analysis
Quick Facts
Age
6 years old
Sex
Mare
Colour
Bay
Father
Elusive Pimpernel
Mother
Grannys Kitchen
Owner
Molly & Paul Willis
Rating
84

📊 Key Numbers

Career statistics for this horse
5
Career races
0
Wins
0%
Win rate
avg ~10%
0%
Place rate (top 3)
avg ~30%
1 days
Since last race

🔍 Full Analysis

TrackLab's AI-generated assessment based on career data and recent form
TrackLab's Detailed Breakdown
Auto-Generated

The recent form makes for tough reading. Working backwards from the most recent run, the finishes read 5th, 4th, 10th, 11th, and 8th. That fourth place last time out is actually the closest Tellmemamema has come to a podium finish, and there is a flicker of something in those latest two results — a 4th and a 5th suggests the horse may be finding its feet after some earlier struggles in the middle of that sequence, where finishing 10th and 11th pointed to a horse completely out of its depth or simply not firing.

Crucially, Tellmemamema raced just yesterday, so this is a live, active campaign. Trainer Edward Buckley has sent out five winners from his yard in Ratoath, Co. Meath this season, which shows the operation knows how to get horses winning. The question is when — or whether — Tellmemamema can become the sixth.

🎯 Where This Horse Thrives

Performance broken down by ground, distance, class, and track type
🌧 Ground Conditions
Yielding (slightly soft)
Unknown
Good (firm-ish)
Unknown
Good to yielding (mild give)
Unknown
📏 Race Distance
Long Distance (2M+)
Unknown
🏟 Track Shape
Right-handed, long straights
Unknown
Right-handed, hilly
Unknown
Left-handed, tight turns
Unknown

📅 Recent Runs

The last 10 races, most recent first
30 May
5th
Listowel
Long Distance (2m+) · Good · 21 runners
4 May
4th
Down Royal
Long Distance (2m+) · Good · 23 runners
14 Jan
10th
Fairyhouse
Long Distance (2m+) · Yielding · 13 runners
20 Dec
11th
Thurles
Long Distance (2m+) · Yielding · 16 runners
15 Oct
8th
Punchestown
Long Distance (2m+) · Good_To_Yielding · 14 runners

🏇 Jockey Partnerships

Every jockey who has ridden this horse, sorted by rides together
Kieren Buckley Current Jockey
0%
Win rate
0/3
Won / Rode

🏟 Track Record

Win rate at each course this horse has visited
CourseRacesResultsLast visitedWin rate
Fairyhouse
Galloping
1 1 other 14 Jan 0%
Down Royal
Galloping
1 1 other 4 May 0%
Punchestown
Galloping
1 1 other 15 Oct 0%
Listowel
Sharp
1 1 other 30 May 0%
Thurles
Undulating
1 1 other 20 Dec 0%