Noonetellsmenothin
Noonetellsmenothin is a five-year-old who has found life at the track harder than his the yard might have hoped. With one win from nine races, he wins roughly one in every nine times he runs—a modest record, though the horse has shown enough promise to keep racing. That sole victory came at Catterick Bridge back in December, and the ten-month dry spell since then tells you something about the difficulty of his task. What's interesting is that when he does find a winning opportunity at his natural level—Class 4 races—he wins one in every five starts, suggesting there is a horse here capable of better days ahead, even if they have been slow in coming.Based on TrackLab's analysis
Trainer
Jonjo & A.J. O'Neill
📊 Key numbers
Career totals for this horse
🔍 Full analysis
Our model's view, based on this horse's career and recent runs
His trainer Jonjo & A.J. O'Neill, running a successful yard at Cheltenham that has sent out 51 winners this season, sees something worth persisting with. The trainer notes that Noonetellsmenothin showed promise early on, finishing second at Worcester on his debut in September, and that he simply needs the right type of race—one with a proper pace throughout rather than a dawdle followed by a sprint. That observation points to a horse who might have lost races through bad luck or poor race tactics rather than lack of ability. His recent form has been frustrating rather than disastrous: three top-3 finishes in his last six races, including two third-place finishes, suggests he is competitive even if he is not winning. With the yard clearly confident enough to keep him active—he raced just a day ago—there is still a chance Noonetellsmenothin might give his owner the fun the trainer promised, though at five years old and a year without a win, time may be running out.
⚡ Strengths and risks
What helps this horse and what to watch out for
✓ What works in their favour
✔ Excellent record on good_to_soft ground: 1 wins from 5 starts (20%)
🎯 Where this horse runs best
Results split by ground, distance, race level and track shape
🌧 Ground
Good to soft (some give)
Loves
Good to firm (fairly firm)
Unknown
Good (a little give)
Unknown
📏 Race distance
Long Distance (2M+)
Likes
🏅 Race level
Class 5 (entry-level)
Unknown
🏟 Track shape
Right-handed, hilly
Unknown
Left-handed, tight turns
Unknown
Left-handed, long straights
Unknown
Left-handed, hilly
Unknown
Right-handed, tight turns
Unknown
📅 Recent runs
The last 10 races, most recent first
14 Oct
3rd
Wetherby
Long Distance (2m+) · Good_To_Firm · 7 runners
22 Apr
3rd
Ludlow
Long Distance (2m+) · Good · 7 runners
20 Mar
4th
Musselburgh
Long Distance (2m+) · Good_To_Soft · 11 runners
13 Feb
DNF
Kelso
Long Distance (2m+) · Soft · 10 runners
21 Jan
3rd
Catterick Bridge
Long Distance (2m+) · Good_To_Soft · 13 runners
11 Jan
DNF
Kelso
Long Distance (2m+) · Good_To_Soft · 17 runners
16 Dec
🏆 Won
Catterick Bridge
Long Distance (2m+) · Good_To_Soft · 10 runners
8 Oct
3rd
Ludlow
1m6f – 2m · Good_To_Firm · 6 runners
15 Sep
2nd
Worcester
Long Distance (2m+) · Good_To_Soft · 10 runners
🏇 Jockeys
Every jockey who has ridden this horse, most rides first
Benjamin Macey Current jockey
🏟 Course record
Win rate at each course this horse has visited
| Course | Races | Results | Last run | Win rate |
|---|
| Catterick Bridge Sharp |
2 |
1 win, 1 third |
21 Jan |
50% |
| Kelso Undulating |
2 |
2 other |
13 Feb |
0% |
| Ludlow Undulating |
2 |
2 thirds |
22 Apr |
0% |
| Worcester Galloping |
1 |
1 second |
15 Sep |
0% |
| Musselburgh Sharp |
1 |
1 other |
20 Mar |
0% |
| Wetherby Galloping |
1 |
1 third |
14 Oct |
0% |