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God Help Me

Four races, zero wins, zero places — not even a minor podium finish to show for it. God Help Me has spent its entire career so far finishing in the back half of the field, with a best effort of fourth from its four outings. At six years old, most horses have started to find their groove, which makes that record a little hard to explain away as inexperience.Based on TrackLab's analysis
Quick facts
Age
6 years old
Sex
Gelding
Father
Joshua Tree
Mother
Nicolsud
Owner
Neigh Bother Sir Syndicate

📊 Key numbers

Career totals for this horse
4
Career races
0
Wins
0%
Win rate
avg ~10%
0%
Top-3 rate
avg ~30%
396 days
Since last race

🔍 Full analysis

Our model's view, based on this horse's career and recent runs
TrackLab's detailed breakdown

The recent form reads 7-4-9-12 going back in time, which tells its own story. That fourth place is the one flicker of promise, but the run either side of it — ninth and then twelfth — suggest it hasn't built on it. Twelve runners finished ahead of it on its most recent outing, and the horse has now been off the track for around six months. Whether that break has been about finding answers or simply waiting for the right opportunity, only the trainer knows.

That trainer is Noel C Kelly, based in Draperstown, County Derry, and it's worth noting that Kelly's yard has sent out 14 winners already this season — so this is not an outfit that lacks for ability or know-how. When a competent, winning trainer keeps running a horse that hasn't troubled the judge once in four attempts, it usually means they see something in it that the racecourse hasn't yet rewarded. Or they're patient people. Possibly both.

The name, at this point, feels less like a joke and more like a prayer.

⚡ Strengths and risks

What helps this horse and what to watch out for
⚠ What to watch out for
⚠ Returning from a 190-day absence

🎯 Where this horse runs best

Results split by ground, distance, race level and track shape
🌧 Ground
Yielding (slightly soft)
Unknown
Soft (muddy)
Unknown
📏 Race distance
1M6F – 2M
Unknown
Long Distance (2M+)
Unknown
🏟 Track shape
Left-handed, long straights
Unknown
Right-handed, long straights
Unknown

📅 Recent runs

The last 10 races, most recent first
20 Sep
12th
Navan
1m6f – 2m · Yielding · 19 runners
2 May
9th
Punchestown
Long Distance (2m+) · Yielding · 23 runners
22 Mar
4th
Navan
Long Distance (2m+) · Soft · 20 runners
27 Dec
7th
Leopardstown
Long Distance (2m+) · Yielding · 9 runners

🏇 Jockeys

Every jockey who has ridden this horse, most rides first
Mr S Connor
0%
Win rate
0/2
Wins / rides
Conor Stone-Walsh Current jockey
0%
Win rate
0/1
Wins / rides
0%
Win rate
0/1
Wins / rides

🏟 Course record

Win rate at each course this horse has visited
CourseRacesResultsLast runWin rate
Navan
Galloping
2 2 other 20 Sep 0%
Punchestown
Galloping
1 1 other 2 May 0%
Leopardstown
Galloping
1 1 other 27 Dec 0%