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Am I Bovvered

Nine races into its career, Am I Bovvered has yet to trouble the judge — not a single win, not even a place. For a six-year-old that has had a fair crack at things, that record is a tough read. The name, a nod to the Catherine Tate sketch, almost writes its own punchline.Based on TrackLab's analysis
Quick facts
Age
6 years old
Sex
Mare
Colour
Bay
Father
Cloudings
Mother
Winter Peril
Owner
Dont Mind If We Do
Official rating
75

📊 Key numbers

Career totals for this horse
9
Career races
0
Wins
0%
Win rate
avg ~10%
0%
Top-3 rate
avg ~30%
179 days
Since last race

🔍 Full analysis

Our model's view, based on this horse's career and recent runs
TrackLab's detailed breakdown

The most recent runs tell a consistent story: a fifth place and a sixth place are the best of it, with several outings not resulting in a finishing position at all. Patrick Wadge has stuck with the horse through five of those nine races without finding a way to unlock a win, which suggests the issue is less about the rider and more about the horse itself. Racing most often at Class 4 — the middle tier of British racing, where the competition is honest rather than elite — Am I Bovvered has managed nothing from four attempts at that level.

It raced just yesterday, so whatever happened is still fresh. A horse that keeps turning up deserves some credit, even if the results haven't come. But nine races from zero is a record that raises genuine questions about whether a first win is coming any time soon.

🎯 Where this horse runs best

Results split by ground, distance, race level and track shape
🌧 Ground
Good (a little give)
Unknown
Soft (muddy)
Unknown
Good to soft (some give)
Unknown
Heavy (very wet)
Unknown
📏 Race distance
Long Distance (2M+)
Unknown
🏅 Race level
Class 4 (standard)
Unknown
Class 5 (entry-level)
Unknown
🏟 Track shape
Left-handed, hilly
Unknown
Right-handed, hilly
Unknown
Left-handed, long straights
Unknown
Right-handed, long straights
Unknown

📅 Recent runs

The last 10 races, most recent first
19 May
DNF
Hexham
Long Distance (2m+) · Good · 10 runners
22 Apr
7th
Perth
Long Distance (2m+) · Good · 11 runners
2 Apr
6th
Kelso
Long Distance (2m+) · Good · 9 runners
28 Feb
DNF
Kelso
Long Distance (2m+) · Good_To_Soft · 13 runners
3 Feb
5th
Carlisle
Long Distance (2m+) · Good_To_Soft · 8 runners
29 Jan
DNF
Ayr
Long Distance (2m+) · Soft · 9 runners
1 Dec
8th
Ayr
Long Distance (2m+) · Heavy · 9 runners
10 Nov
10th
Carlisle
Long Distance (2m+) · Soft · 12 runners
22 Apr
4th
Kelso
Long Distance (2m+) · Good · 7 runners

🏇 Jockeys

Every jockey who has ridden this horse, most rides first
Patrick Wadge Current jockey
0%
Win rate
0/5
Wins / rides
0%
Win rate
0/1
Wins / rides
0%
Win rate
0/1
Wins / rides
0%
Win rate
0/1
Wins / rides

🏟 Course record

Win rate at each course this horse has visited
CourseRacesResultsLast runWin rate
Kelso
Undulating
3 3 other 2 Apr 0%
Carlisle
Undulating
2 2 other 3 Feb 0%
Ayr
Galloping
2 2 other 29 Jan 0%
Perth
Galloping
1 1 other 22 Apr 0%
Hexham
Undulating
1 1 other 19 May 0%