Am I Bovvered
Nine races into its career, Am I Bovvered has yet to trouble the judge — not a single win, not even a place. For a six-year-old that has had a fair crack at things, that record is a tough read. The name, a nod to the Catherine Tate sketch, almost writes its own punchline.Based on TrackLab's analysis
📊 Key numbers
Career totals for this horse
🔍 Full analysis
Our model's view, based on this horse's career and recent runs
The most recent runs tell a consistent story: a fifth place and a sixth place are the best of it, with several outings not resulting in a finishing position at all. Patrick Wadge has stuck with the horse through five of those nine races without finding a way to unlock a win, which suggests the issue is less about the rider and more about the horse itself. Racing most often at Class 4 — the middle tier of British racing, where the competition is honest rather than elite — Am I Bovvered has managed nothing from four attempts at that level.
It raced just yesterday, so whatever happened is still fresh. A horse that keeps turning up deserves some credit, even if the results haven't come. But nine races from zero is a record that raises genuine questions about whether a first win is coming any time soon.
🎯 Where this horse runs best
Results split by ground, distance, race level and track shape
🌧 Ground
Good (a little give)
Unknown
Good to soft (some give)
Unknown
📏 Race distance
Long Distance (2M+)
Unknown
🏅 Race level
Class 4 (standard)
Unknown
Class 5 (entry-level)
Unknown
🏟 Track shape
Left-handed, hilly
Unknown
Right-handed, hilly
Unknown
Left-handed, long straights
Unknown
Right-handed, long straights
Unknown
📅 Recent runs
The last 10 races, most recent first
19 May
DNF
Hexham
Long Distance (2m+) · Good · 10 runners
22 Apr
7th
Perth
Long Distance (2m+) · Good · 11 runners
2 Apr
6th
Kelso
Long Distance (2m+) · Good · 9 runners
28 Feb
DNF
Kelso
Long Distance (2m+) · Good_To_Soft · 13 runners
3 Feb
5th
Carlisle
Long Distance (2m+) · Good_To_Soft · 8 runners
29 Jan
DNF
Ayr
Long Distance (2m+) · Soft · 9 runners
1 Dec
8th
Ayr
Long Distance (2m+) · Heavy · 9 runners
10 Nov
10th
Carlisle
Long Distance (2m+) · Soft · 12 runners
22 Apr
4th
Kelso
Long Distance (2m+) · Good · 7 runners
🏇 Jockeys
Every jockey who has ridden this horse, most rides first
🏟 Course record
Win rate at each course this horse has visited
| Course | Races | Results | Last run | Win rate |
| Kelso Undulating |
3 |
3 other |
2 Apr |
0% |
| Carlisle Undulating |
2 |
2 other |
3 Feb |
0% |
| Ayr Galloping |
2 |
2 other |
29 Jan |
0% |
| Perth Galloping |
1 |
1 other |
22 Apr |
0% |
| Hexham Undulating |
1 |
1 other |
19 May |
0% |